Have you seen this armadillo? He and his companions were last seen making coffee in the Fredrickson kitchen in Cassadaga, NY. Dubbed “The Juan Valdez Gang” by local authorities, it is unknown whether these armadillos are dangerous or just hopped up on caffeine. They are known to flee if approached, but may come back later to see if the pot is empty. Please post a response immediately if you see these armadillos or know anyone who has.
May be using the name "Fidel."